Kingdom Hearts random

[Salya]

Warning: Bad words, sexual stuff, oocness, and whatever else happens.

Rate: M for the bad words and sexual stuff.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts. Only my original characters.

Comment from Salya:... this is just random... Its not really a story but whatever. -.-

-one... I guess-

Salya: -glares at her mom's pc screen- err... I need ideas for sexual one-shots...

Riku: -walks into the room with a smirk.- Salya, go to your room.

Salya: -looks at him- why?

Riku: -.- Just go and look what I did.

Salya: -sighs- Fine but you own me. -goes to her room and blushes a deep red- Riku-kins... what is Sora doing on my bed, tied up and nakie?

Riku: n.n I thought you would like him like that.

Salya: and the thought of Sora doing that to you was bad... this is just... -walks over and unties Sora-

Sora: -is red- thanks Sal.

Salya: -.- I'm going to... go bug Roxas now... And no yoai in my room. -glares at Riku- that makes you can't pin Sora, Riku.

Riku: . damn. -smirks and grabs Sora then goes to Salya's bro's room-

Salya: o.O Bro won't like that... -.- oh well

-In the living room-

Roxas: -blinks at the TV- WTF is this game?

Salya: -walks into the living room and sits by him.- Kingdom Hearts RE: COM. Why?

Roxas: O.o didn't they make this game for the Game-boy?

Salya: yea.. but this is for the ps2. -pokes him-

Roxas: -.- What's the point to this game?

Salya: well...

Axel: -walks in from the kitchen- I know. n.n Sora gets put to sleep and you, Roxas - ... -glares at Salya-

Salya: is born. Yea yea.

Roxas: -.-; Everyone knows I'm Sora's nobody, Axel.

Axel: ;.; meanie.

Keiko: -runs into the house, crying- Saix is being mean again.

Axel: -hugs her- Poor Keiko.

Salya: -.- Tell me I didn't make her a crybaby.

Roxas: She's a crybaby that loves me and Riku.

Salya: -.- She's for Riku.. You're just her best friend that loves her.

Roxas: o.O WTF? -gets a you suck as a gameover-

Zeixon: Stop playing the game, Roxas. -is reading a book-

Everyone stares at him.

Salya: When...

Roxas: did...

Axel: You...

Keiko: Zeixon! -hugs him- n.n

Salya, Roxas and Axel: -.-;

Axel: why did you make her again?

Salya: -pulls out Keiko's bio- to bug Roxas and Axel as well as everyone in the Origination 13. Why?

Roxas: -.- who else does she like?

Salya: -thinks- Well... Axel takes her V-card...

Axel: -get red- what?

Keiko: ;.; That was for Riku!

Salya: -.-; It was a rp idea, ok? You sleep with Roxas too. And Zeixon. .

Roxas: o.O -blush-

Zeixon: -.-

Keiko: -blushes a lot-

Salya: -sighs-

-3 hrs later, at 10 am-

Salya: -is sleeping-

Axel: -smirking as he stood over her-

Roxas: Why are we doing this again?

Axel: I wanna know what she sleeps with.

Roxas: -.- How do I know you again?

Axel: ;.; meanie...

Keiko: -.- guys are bakas. -pulls the covers down a bit- ... o-k My owner is weird.

Salya: -is hugging onto a Cloud pushie and Sephiroth pushie.- n.n

Roxas: O.o wtf?

Axel: ;.; I thought she loved us more.

Keiko: ... Maybe she does... -walks out of the room to hug onto a half nakie Riku-

Roxas: Can we let her sleep now?

Axel: ;.;

Salya: ... Roxas... don't touch there... -talking in her sleep-

Roxas: O.O -blushes- WTF?

Axel: -blushes- sexual dreams much?

-in the Other room-

Sora: -sleeping and hugging onto his pillow-

Keiko: -hugs onto a yawning Riku-

Riku: -yawns- Why are you not asleep?

Keiko: Because Zeixon won't let me sleep with him.

Riku: -smirks-

Keiko: -blushes- wrong sleep...

Riku: too late now. -has sex with her-

-later... mid-night-

Salya: -walks into the kitchen, yawning- so... sleepy...

Zeixon: go back to sleep.

Salya: -looks at him, blushing-

Zeixon: hm?

Salya: you're half nakie...

Zeixon: point?

Roxas: -walks in for something to drink. He too is half nakie-

Salya: -gets redder- Why is all the guys half nakie?

Roxas: hm? -looks at her-

Zeixon: -sighs-

Salya: Why am I alone with all of the KH guys?

Axel: -walks in from the backyard- What's up Sal?

Salya: -has a lot of question marks-

Axel: -tilts head-

Roxas: she just realize she's alone with Keiko and a lot of guys.

Zeixon: -sighs- her mind is just weird when she can't think of anything to write about.

Axel: Why don't she write something about Keiko and Riku?

Roxas: As long as I'm not in it, I'll be good.

Zeixon: I'm going to bed... -leaves-

Salya: I'm going back to bed... -just realizes something- n.n

Axel: -blinks-

Roxas: -.- Zeixon sleeps in her room with her.

Axel: -evil grin at Roxas-

Roxas: . -gets the meaning of the grin.- I'm going to bed with Sora. -runs to the bed where Sora, Riku and Keiko are asleep in- ((My bro will kill me for this. ))

-end for now...-

Salya: I'm bored to death and is really out of ideas.

Roxas: -.- Help her with ideas before she hurts someone.

Keiko: Or she's do more random things. n.n

Salya: ... I got to really redo her. Well R/R and send me ideas for sexual one-shots or whatever.

[Salya]

-A mouth later-

(Doing this as a story this time.)

Salya sat in the living room, glaring at the blank openoffice page.

Roxas was playing Kingdom Hearts 2, while turning out Axel who was flirting with him.

Keiko ran into the house and through the living room, kitchen and out the back door.

Next came Sora, following her.

Salya flinched when they did it again.

Roxas looked over at her. "Sal, ran out of ideas again?"

"She's always out of ideas." Axel said, grinning.

Salya glared over at them, mainly Axel and Roxas got that much. "I wanna do a sexual one-shot with Roxy but I can't think of how to do it."

Roxas flinched at the nickname. "..."

"Just write something."

The three in the room, looked over at Riku.

Riku blinked. "What?"

"SoraRiku Fluffiness." Salya said, glaring back at the screen.

Riku blushed with a smirk but he did shut up.

-TBC-

(Ok that's all I can think of.)